Brutus: Today is an exciting day for all of Rome, for today is the day we have slain the serpent before he could hatch! I feel we have done Caesar a great deed as we have shortened the amount of time he'd spend paranoid of being killed. But I must say, he sure did take a lot of stabs from our daggers before he went down... Afterward, we bathed our hands in his blood so we could proclaim peace, freedom, and liberty in the marketplace. I'm sure the people will love what we've done for them!
Cassius: Yes Brutus! We did such a good job getting rid of Caesar, but I really think we need to do something about his allies...
ReplyDeleteCaesar's Ghost: Wow. I really did ignore all the signs didn't I. Should've stay home from work. #WorstDayEver
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