Brutus: Oh man did I have a fight with Cassius today. We both accused each other of corruption, at which point I asked Cassius to remember the Ides of March and if he forgot why we killed Caesar because we thought he was corrupt. Cassius said he didn't want me to insult him anymore because he'd start a fight, but then engaged by saying he wished Antony and Octavius would kill me! He even offered his own dagger to me to kill myself... But luckily we came to our senses and stopped arguing like petty teenagers in a fight over how one of us eyeballed another guy.
Caesar's Ghost: Aw man! How have you both already made up?! I just finished making popcorn! Whatever... I guess I'll just have to try to instigate something else...
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